I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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