Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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