Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You need a sexual gate keeper
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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