I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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