Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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