batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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