Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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