You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
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ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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