I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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