Is it because I queefed?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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