Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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