Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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