Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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