This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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