..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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