Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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