belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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