Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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