so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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