i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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