I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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