Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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