Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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