you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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