I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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