Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.