Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me