I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.