Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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