You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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