This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
only you would photoshop your dick
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just sucked dick on a ferry
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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