He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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