Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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