Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
The feeling are messing with the penis
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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