I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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