the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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