a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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