Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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