i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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