This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
This house was built for laser tag.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
How's work?
Spinning.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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