omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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