I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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