im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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