I want to stick my p in your. b.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
