yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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