so that wasnt chicken after all
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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