so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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