Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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