and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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