They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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