If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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