butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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