I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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