He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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