Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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