Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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