You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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