i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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