And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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